Speaking today from a very tall mountain in Switzerland, One-Term Tony told the press “I see no evidence to support claims that asylum seekers were abused. Trust me!”. “All I see is mountains”, he added.
Excerpted from my article Prime Minister “One-term” Tony sets a blistering pace, about One-term Tony’s achievements in only 70 days. Sri Lanka: Determined to put Australia into the international spotlight, One-term quickly showed that he’s not afraid to disagree with, well, pretty much everybody. Canada, India and Mauritius all boycotted the CHOGM meeting in Sri Lanka […]
Excerpted from my article Prime Minister “One-term” Tony sets a blistering pace, about One-term Tony’s achievements in only 70 days. Gender Equality: Frequently reviled in opposition, One-term Tony has finally set the record straight, first by campaigning in the almost constant company of two women who weren’t actually running for office, then, having won, by appointing […]
In a shock announcement, Prime Minister One-term Tony has revealed that Australia is to have a Science Minister after all. It’s Canada’s ex-Defence Minister, Paul Hell-Yeah. “Just as, aaaaah, there was only one woman, errrrr, smart enough for cabinet, until, aaaah, now there was nobody smart enough to be Science Minister”, One-term announced.
Today the Prime Minister announced new regulations for overseas adoption. “For some time, we’ve had three apparently insoluble problems. I’m proud that this initiative solves all three. I could say I’m “Thinking outside the boxing ring””, he quipped. A quiet smile playing around his sometimes invisible lips, the Prime Minister went on to say “Our […]
Minister Token Bishop, recently returned from a three-day fact finding trip, held a joint press conference with Shadow Minister Tanya Autocorrect yesterday. “I’m very pleased to announce that after exhaustive investigation, my staff and I have found somewhere on earth that is worse than the camp on Nauru”, said the relieved-looking Minister. “We had initially […]